patrickjs/everything — explained in plain English
Analysis updated 2026-07-17 · repo last pushed 2024-01-02
Share as a joke with other developers about JavaScript's dependency bloat problem.
Use as a talking point when discussing npm package sprawl and its risks.
Read the README for a laugh referencing the 2023 viral tweet about the issue.
Understand the satire without actually running the install command.
| patrickjs/everything | 0-bingwu-0/live-interpreter | 0xkaz/llm-governance-dashboard | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Language | — | Python | Python |
| Last pushed | 2024-01-02 | — | — |
| Maintenance | Dormant | — | — |
| Setup difficulty | easy | moderate | hard |
| Complexity | 1/5 | 2/5 | 4/5 |
| Audience | developer | general | ops devops |
Figures from each repo's GitHub metadata at analysis time.
Do not actually install, it is satire, not a functional package.
A joke npm package that satirizes JavaScript dependency bloat by pretending to install everything at once.
Dormant — no commits in 2+ years (last push 2024-01-02).
Setup difficulty is rated easy, with roughly 5min to a first successful run.
Mainly developer.
This repo across BitVibe Labs
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